Alive and swell
Mega search engine Google was overwhelmed with the phrase “Miley Cyrus Dead” after a hacker hijacked the Hannah Montana star’s YouTube account and posted a video reporting that Cyrus had been killed in a car accident. The hackers went all out, even posting a message from Cyrus’ best friend, Mandy Jiroux. But lucky for Miley-philes the ’tween is fine. As for the life of her alter ego, HM—she may need some mouth-to-mouth. Cyrus said in an interview she “can’t really tell exactly what the future will be like.” The 16-year-old actress doesn’t want to become pigeonholed as the adorable rockstar. Talk about the best of both worlds.
Scarlett Oh Hair-ahh!
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Miss Scarlett Johansson has been buzzing around the magazine circuit, and each appearance is hotter than the next. The Other Boleyn Girl is on this month’s cover of Allure with sexy big hair that would put Peg Bundy to shame. Then, in a People magazine interview ScarJo jokes about being the inspiration for Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.” Hmm, we pegged you as a Blistex girl.
Law and author
He’s played paranoid conspiracy theorist cop Detective John Munch, opposite Ice-T, Mariska Hargitay and Christopher Meloni for 16-years on the hit show Law & Order. Now kooky copper Richard Belzer has written a “noir reality novel.” Belzer’s book I Am Not a Cop!: A Novel, is a work of fiction that positions Belzer as himself, an actor playing a cop on Law & Order: SVU in New York City. Wait, Rich, you know that fiction means the opposite of true right?
OC-Men
What do Leighton Meester, Chace Crawford and Blake Lively have in common with Aussie hunk Hugh Jackman? They’ll all be characters under the pen of Josh Schwartz. The mastermind behind “it” shows Gossip Girl, The OC and Chuck was tapped to tackle the teenage mutant prequel X-Men: First Class. Schwartz will apply his teen-savvy writing to the high school years of our favorite genetically gifted teens including Iceman, Rogue, Angel, Colossus, Jubilee and Shadowcat. If you think Blair Waldorf’s zit was a mutant, wait till you catch a glimpse of these guys.
Gossip girls
Gal pals Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson dodged the paps to have a spat in private. LiLo pouted in a limo for 10 minutes outside London hotspot Boujis, waiting for Sam to come out. Rumor has it that the couple was fighting over Lindz’ ex-boyfriend, Calum Best, showing up at the same club as the girls, for the second time this week…but we never listen to rumors.
