A meeting of the minds…
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50 Cent is joining Fall Out Boy on their Believers Never Die Part Deux tour because rap and emo go together like…actually they don’t go together at all. Some FOB fans are happy, others—not so much. One posting on the band’s website reads: “I would rather eat my own crap literally than listen to 50 Cent.” Funny they should mention that. Pete Wentz, who has already discussed with Howard Stern, drinking his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk, is now drinking his own urine. Mixing up random water bottles filled with different yellow juices, including his own, he’s vowed to drink them all during the course of one of his shows. Don’t guys like 50 Cent give atomic wedgies to guys like Pete? After this bit of info, we certainly hope so.
Whoop there it is!…
Retired porn legend Jenna Jameson has given birth. After nine long months of holding on, twin boys fathered by UFC’s Tito Ortiz, loosened their grip and fell into the doctor’s hands. Or so we imagine.
I’m too sexy for myself…
A-Rod posed for a narcissistic fantasy picture for Details Magazine where the steroid-popper looks like he’s about to ravage himself. It’s a little disturbing, but the only real shocker: Kanye West didn’t do it first.
And the Father of the Year award goes too…
Michael Lohan did what any concerned father would do after finding out his daughter is a wanted woman. He called a radio station and told millions of listeners all across Toronto that he was so worried about Lindsay, and especially her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson, that “I laid in bed all night reading my Bible.” Lindsay has a warrant out for her arrest for violating probation in regards to her 2007 DUI arrest. She’s supposed to be driving only to work and back. Which technically means she shouldn’t be driving at all.
Also wanted by the law…
Lady GaGa keeps getting stopped by police for her lack of clothes. She says, “It’s not that I don’t like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.” Come on, how can the cops argue with that!?
Off the wagon…
Sober House-mate and Mariah Carey look-a-like Mary Carey was so, well, not sober,that she could barely stand up outside of a Hollywood nightclub and started making out with one of her girlfriends before shouting, “I’m not sober anymore, but I love Dr. Drew!” We’d love to make fun of this, but unfortunately it’s just too sad.
From sad to tragic…
British actress Natasha Richardson, was flown from Canada to New York City in serious condition with head injuries from a skiing accident. “She seemed to be fine and had no obvious injuries,” resort spokeswoman Lyne Lortie told public broadcaster Radio-Canada. However, the actress began complaining about headaches an hour later and was sent to the hospital. Richardson is married to Oscar-nominated, Liam Neeson, who was filming his upcoming movie, Chloe, in Toronto, but flew to be with his wife in Montreal after the accident. They have two sons, ages 12 and 13. Richardson, 45, is a member of the British Redgrave acting dynasty and is sister to Joely Richardson, who is best known for starring in the FX original series, Nip/Tuck. Richardson’s film credits include, Gothic, A Month in the Country, Nell, The Parent Trap and Maid in Manhattan. At presstime, the reports were that Natasha was taken off of life support but no official statement was released.
