Archive for April, 2009

Loose LIPs: For the Week of April 30 – May 6

NBC posted an armed guard at Jay Leno’s bedside after a man pretending to be a Jesuit priest tried to enter his hospital room, where Leno was being treated for food poisoning. “So now I’m like in ‘The Godfather,’” Leno told the audience, referring to the scene where a wounded mob boss is shielded from attackers. “It’s so stupid.”



Hand In Hand

As people age, their bodies change. The hair grays. The skin wrinkles. Age is unmistakable, even if a facelift—or any other lift—is performed. Eventually, you will be found out. And even with all of these options, there is one part of the body that cannot hide the type of life a person lived.



SNAP!: For the Week of April 30 – May 6

Melissa and Joan Rivers let loose on the last Celebrity Apprentice. Both of them stormed out while yelling a barrage of obscenities at poker player Annie Duke and Playboy model Brande Roderick, after the duo got Melissa fired.



Fear of Tsunamis

I pray that nothing bad ever happen to me. I pray that I never get ill, hit by a truck, abducted by aliens or lost in a tsunami. I pray that my children never have to rely solely on the homemaking or childrearing skills of that fine, otherwise fully functional in society, man who just went in the shower.



Spring Chopped Vegetable Salad

For The Salad: Clean spinach in a deep bowl of cold water, let sand drop to bottom, pull leafs off the top and chopp small with a sharp knife, next chop asparagas, radish, celery root and tomatoes into small bite size pieces and add to spinach in large metal bowl. Next peel and chop apples into same size pieces and toss into spinach mixture. Next crumble blue cheese into spinach mix and set aside.



Gratitude & Climate Change

By Scott Carlin, PhD The costs of climate changes are escalating. National and global greenhouse gas  emissions continue to increase. In just a few years,…