Joining the long line up of Paula Abdul seat fillers for American Idol Season 9 auditions are…drum roll please…Joe Jonas *insert pre-teen girl screams here*,  Season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson, Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Shania Twain, Katy Perry, maybe Jessica Simpson (Papa Joe is denying rumors that he is trying to get his daughter a permanent seat on the show) and maybe Cyndi Lauper (hells yeah!)–who is also rumored, and much more likely, to actually be under consideration for a permanent seat on the show.