Comments on: If You Like To Skateboard, I Hope You Never Have Children

By: Rj McIvor

Rj McIvor — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:47:13 +0000

Well atleast we do something we want to do. We are not like those freaky little nerds who sit on the computer/Play Station/ Xbox or any other gadget out there and litterally fry their brains and eyes on imaginary adnvantures and fantasies. gosh you really need to have respect for what other people whant to do.

By: Griffin Silver

Griffin Silver — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:55:16 +0000

I am also a dedicated skater and when you say “There are way too many tight jeans wearing, world hating, spoiled skateboarding idiots today, but knowing they won’t be able to reproduce is a very reaffirming idea”. I simply say what gives you the right to judge us all from an event that happened with you and your neighbor and what gives someone who sits around, plays video games, and prejudices over stereotypes to tell us of. So in response I simply state screw you

By: Skateboard Forum

Skateboard Forum — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:48:54 +0000

Thanks thanks thanks! I was looking for something along lines of this for hours and couldn’t find it.

By: asuiofb

asuiofb — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:52:54 +0000

give up

your jokes are not funny.

You know nothing about skating

By: Gregg

Gregg — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:49:25 +0000

Hey Brad, great clarification. However, good comedy and satire does not have to be explained, it stands on its own. Maybe think about what you publish next time, if you have a choice in the matter.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:28:19 +0000

I don’t think the average person would take this as a joke. Every single one of your points is completely off. The part about only 100 or 200 people becoming pro? You’re a writer for a boring column. You obviously write because you like it (I hope.) Do you think everyone dreams of becoming a pro? Maybe 7 and 8 year olds.

I skateboard because I love it and will always love it. Anyone who skateboards because they want to become pro, probably isn’t a real skateboarder. I hope you didn’t start writing because you thought it would make you an author… It apparently did not. You know, not everyone can have the success that J.K. Rowling has (notice my reference to most obvious writer out there.)

Since every skateboarder hates the world, you should probably say that every black person is a criminal, too. You will never know anything about skateboarding. Who hasn’t heard of Tony Hawk or played his video game? You’re not involved and know nothing about skateboarding. Get back to your boring job.

By: jake

jake — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:09:15 +0000

your pathetic, joke or not, you obviously have no idea about skateboarding and you should be fired. Skaters are mostly made up of the friendliest people i know. And daddy yo you supporting him is no differnt then all the comments supporting skateboarding so that makes you no better than us, i hope you both get into a car crash with eachother and when you look around a skater calmly pushes past you.

By: eugene

eugene — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:40:16 +0000

hay men i have a 4.0 av in my school and i skate ever day and im not a puck you should be fired . and i dont take it as a joke if i was to say thing like that about stuiped prass writer you probly woudnt think its funny .and calling us spoiled and a idiot is wrong i have to work for my boared shoes and clothes .

By: DaddyYo

DaddyYo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:55:31 +0000

Good on you bud. Don’t back down just becasue the whinner punks spam your comments.

What you see here is the perfect example is spoiled skater punk attitude. They are just children who think what they say or do makes any difference to anyone.

The law is there to protect you and society against the parentless children of the walking wounded of the culture war. Use it.

By: Zack

Zack — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:15:24 +0000

“If your name is Tony Hawk, I wish you a lifetime of excellent skateboarding. If your voice still cracks when you say your name, I wish you a life of infertility.” i want to see this on the cover of a magazine