A Michigan man was arrested after he allegedly lied about being a doctor and performed at least three circumcisions in his home bedroom, which according to police was set up like an operating room. Fifty-six-year-old Thomas Heugel is said to have found his “patients” through websites like Craigslist and adam4adam. Heugel was also charged with performing body piercings and massages without a license. That is just an all-around ouch.
Continuing in the ouch category, Florida woman Megan Mariah Barnes crashed her Thunderbird as she was shaving her bikini line while on her way to meet her boyfriend in the Keys. According to police reports the 37-year-old handed the wheel over to her ex-husband, who was seated in the passenger seat, while she proceeded to take care of business. After rear-ending another car, Barnes continued to drive for another half-mile before changing seats with her ex-husband. Since she has numerous traffic violations, including a DUI and driving with a suspended license, she could face prison time. And yes, we are also wondering why her ex-husband was with her while she was going to meet her boyfriend.
Apparently, the fun does stop after you pop. Procter & Gamble has recalled two different flavors of Pringles. The company says that the “cheeseburger” and “taco night” flavors could be tainted by salmonella. So far there have been no reports of consumers getting sick from it.
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A South Korean couple was arrested after their toddler starved to death. They are said to have neglected the child because they were too busy raising a virtual child on an Internet game. According to authorities, both parents recently lost their jobs and were spending hours a day in an Internet café to escape reality. During this time they only fed their actual daughter once a day.
Convicted serial killer Rodney Alcala, who was found guilty in February of murdering four women and a child, has an interesting twist in his past: He was a contestant on The Dating Game in 1978, and won. Other contestants described him as creepy, and the woman who chose him refused a date with him afterwards. Frighteningly, Alcala had already been convicted of raping an 8-year-old girl in 1968. Let’s hope they did better background checks when they casted I Love New York.
Former GNR guitarist Slash and Nickelodeon cartoon character Dora the Explorer—two individuals that are rarely thought of together—will be teaming up for charity. Slash will be launching a celebrity-designed brand of backpacks that will be sold at an auction this summer to benefit The Children’s Defense Fund.
According to The Washington Post, our nation’s capital will become the first city in the U.S. to distribute the female condom for free. They will be handed out in beauty salons, high schools and convenience stores in areas that have a high rate of HIV infection. A 2008 report showed that about 15,100 adults in Washington, D.C were infected with HIV or AIDS.
It’s the computer Trojan that keeps going and going… Energizer has recently taken the Energizer USB battery charger off the market after finding a Trojan virus hidden within the software that seems to have been around since May 2007. The company announced that they are discontinuing the sale of the product and removing the site from which the software can be downloaded from. They are also urging consumers who have downloaded the Windows version of the software to uninstall it.
After nights of wishing and hoping, it’s finally here: According to reports Betty White has confirmed that she will be appearing on Saturday Night Live. No news on when this will happen, but there is no doubt that this Golden Girl will chock up ratings when she finally does take the stage.




