Normally, The Buzz (which is the column that you area reading, not the sound of your hair trimmer which you left on you idiot and are wasting all the batteries) is meant to entertain. Make you laugh. That kind of thing.
Sometimes though, I think it’s also good to use this platform to spread the word about something terrible.
Like a shortage of batteries, thanks to you, genius.
But aside from that, here’s a story from the Las Vegas area.
They tell the story better than I could (plus, I’d keep making jokes throughout it, and you’d get mad).
In all seriousness, watch. You’ll be shocked.