As the author of this very prestigious, highbrow, intellectually stimulating column, I have no patience for shenanagins (no matter how you spell shenanigans.)

No room for tomfoolery.

No time for petty hijinks.

Ha ha ha, ok, ok, I can’t pretend anymore. I mean, really. I’m the guy that brought you this. And this.

I have all the time in the world for shinanygans!

Check THIS out, as an elaborate stunt strikes hilarious terror (the best kind) in the hearts of unsuspecting New Yorkers.


Now THAT is how you promote something!

If only we could think of a clever way to do something similar for Jed Morey’s new book, The Great American Disconnect?

Anyway… Watch!


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