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Google Glass Video. It’s Google’s Glasses. Yes. Really.

By on February 20, 2013

Google Glass

I hope it works like this:

COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO!

Open eyes. See big ass rooster.

“OK Glass. Snooze”

Go back to sleep.

COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO!

Open eyes. See big ass rooster. Again.

“OK Glass. Google pictures of shotguns. Animate shotgun to shoot rooster.”

BANG.

“OK Glass. Wipe rooster bits from my screen.”

(Windshield wiper effect.)

“OK Glass. Email Jed Morey. Hey Jed. A rooster died in my room. I’ll be late.”

Go back to sleep.

For everyone else, particularly those who ride in balloons, fence, double-dutch jump, or ride roller coasters, this is perfect for you.

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Michael Conforti is the Director of New Media for the Long Island Press and many of its associated properties. He occasionally writes. Things like his biographical information for the author excerpt thingy you are reading here. He writes in third person. Mike is awesome.