She Was Violated. IN COURT. BY COURT PERSONNEL. And Then Arrested For Complaining About It.

By Michael Conforti Posted on June 11, 2013

Normally, The Buzz (which is the column that you area reading, not the sound of your hair trimmer which you left on you idiot and are wasting all the batteries) is meant to entertain. Make you laugh. That kind of thing.

Sometimes though, I think it’s also good to use this platform to spread the word about something terrible.

Like a shortage of batteries, thanks to you, genius.

But aside from that, here’s a story from the Las Vegas area.

They tell the story better than I could (plus, I’d keep making jokes throughout it, and you’d get mad).

In all seriousness, watch. You’ll be shocked.

About the Author

Michael Conforti

Michael Conforti is the Director of New Media for the Long Island Press and many of its associated properties. He occasionally writes things. Things like his biographical information for the author excerpt thingy you are reading here. He writes in third person. Mike is awesome.