"Blowing and drifting of snow with near blizzard conditions are expected due to strong winds. Significant amounts of snow are forecast that will make travel dangerous. Only travel in an emergency."
Anyone have a blanket we can borrow?
Forecasters say a winter storm is likely this weekend, although that could change in the coming days.
We get the point, winter. Now go away. Far, far away.
Dust off those snow shovels, ice scrapers and winter coats!