Dentist Pulls All Ex’s Teeth Out

(Credit: Huffington Post)

A Polish dentist removed all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth from his mouth while he was getting them “fixed” in a seemingly routine visit, the Huffington Post reports.

Talk about a crazy ex-girlfriend. We’ve all had bad relationships here and there, but I’m sure that person never stole  a full mouth of teeth from you!

She is now facing jail time, London officials report. But what we’re really dying to know, why would you go to a scorned ex-lover for a dental check up? Especially since he was the one who just dumped her for the current girl he was with.

Marek Olszewski, 45, made the huge mistake of scheduling an appointment his ex, 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak, the Daily Mail reports. Olszewski was having a problem with one of his teeth, but after his derranged ex-lover ripped 32 teeth out he has a whole mouth full of problems.

After Mackowiak lured her ex into her chair, she doped him with anesthetic and then wrapped his entire head with bandages so he wouldn’t realize what she had done to him when he woke up, the Huffington Post said.

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” she told the news site. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a b—–d.'”

Olszewski said it felt like he didn’t have any teeth in his mouth when he woke up, but Mackowiak blamed it on the drugs. She assured him he’d start to feel his teeth again once the numbness subsided, NDTV reported.

“I didn’t have any reason to doubt her — I mean I thought she was a professional,” he said.

Sadly, he was quite wrong.

“But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn’t f–king believe it,” he said. “The b–ch had emptied my mouth.”

Olszewski’s new girlfriend dumped him explaining she couldn’t date a man with no teeth. Hm, karma?

Mackowiak is is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. If convicted she could go to jail for three years.