For Sunday night’s season premiere of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” everyone from the “K” team gathered together and argued the entire time. Hey, it’s good for ratings right?
After writing that she has an affair around the time Khloe was born in her memoir, “Kris Jenner…And All Things Kardashian,” Kris begins to ponder what everyone else can been questioning for months: “is Robert Kardashian her real father?”
“Kurious” Kris decides to find out the truth, once and for all.
She calls specialist on paternity test, Dr.John Taddie, who tells her that Khloe’s siblings must all participant in order to find out if she is a real Kardashian. Since there would not be an episode if the siblings didn’t participate Kim, Kourtney and Robert agree to take the DNA test.
The episode finally gets exciting when Khloe joins the rest of her “klan” and finds out that Kris tells her that the sisters and Rob got a DNA test behind her back. Khloe is reasonably upset and refuses to take the test.
After speaking with Kim, Kris realizes that she mostly wants Khloe to get a paternity test for her own selfish reasons. So being the mature adult that she is, Kris decides to write a letter to Khloe explaining her new revelation. When Khloe reads it she decides to meet with her “momager” for a heart-to-heart where they decide to forget about the whole thing. Aw, that’s love.
So after sitting through an entire hour of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” we don’t even find out if Khloe is a real Kardashian.
Do you think toying with the notion of who is Khloe’s biological father is the only way they will be able to get viewers for the newest season of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians?”