The Mother of All Wedding Invites a.k.a. Damn Right I’m Gonna Save The Date!

By Michael Conforti Posted on April 11, 2014

Every other bride and groom: Awww, our Save The Dates are so cute! It’s a refrigerator magnet. And it has cute little puppies! They’re in love! See, they’re sharing a dog biscuit! It’s a metaphor for how we’re going to share our lives together! I know it will make people want to come to our wedding. It’s the cutest invite ever!

Bambo & Janice: SAVE THE DATE BITCHES!! [drops mic]

About the Author

Michael Conforti

Michael Conforti is the Director of New Media for the Long Island Press and many of its associated properties. He occasionally writes things. Things like his biographical information for the author excerpt thingy you are reading here. He writes in third person. Mike is awesome.