Did you know that in only five days your bathroom could get a complete makeover, from start to finish, thanks to the skilled team at Alure Home Improvements? This is just one of the many specialties that has made Alure Home Improvements the most respected name in home improvement for decades. In case you’re on the fence about embarking on a remodeling project, here are a few other things you can do in five days.
Hike Through the Mountains
In five days you could walk about 40 miles of the Appalachian Trail, with only 2,146 miles to go before you complete the total trek from Springer Mountain in Georgia’s Chattahoochee National Forest to Mount Katahdin in Maine’s Baxter State Park. You’ll need a backpack, cooking supplies, a compass, a Sherpa, gas generator, charging station, and a wi-fi booster.
Sail to Boston
In five days you could sail from Oyster Bay to Boston with an overnight stopover in Block Island or Martha’s Vineyard. When you get to Boston make sure to wear your Yankees cap and say stuff like “Pahk your Cah in the Hahvahd Yahd.” They love that.
Bike to D.C.
In five days you could ride a bike from New York City to Washington, D.C., by cycling through Pennsylvania’s Amish areas and Maryland’s horse country. Or you could ride a horse around Central Park with a young Amish child on the back of it while stating the Pledge of Allegiance and sort of accomplish the same stuff in like half an hour.
In five days you could take a rocket to the moon, see the dark side, and start to head home. Assuming you don’t get hit by a shower of satellite debris and wind up crying inside of a Chinese capsule in your underwear. Then it’s like, a lot longer.
Make a friend in 5 days! This is real advice on a real website. Sigh. If you were tempted to visit this site (or actually did) perhaps 5 days out of your busy schedule is better spent asking yourself why you googled “how to make a friend.”
Restart Your Body
The one and only Dr. Oz tells you how to restart your body! Diet-by-day with clever wordplay like “Twos-Day” and “Thirst-Day” are so amusing you will refrain from punching anyone who eats a cheeseburger in front of you in the face.